The Unofficial Hunger Games Movie Drinking Game
A nor’easter of epic proportions has started in my neck of the country, so if this is the last time I shall ever write for Victor’s Village (or more likely, if I lose my Internet connection for several days), I’m going out WITH A BANG!
Therefore, Victor’s Village presents something we’ve meant to do for a while now:
The Unofficial Hunger Games Movie Drinking Game
CLEARLY NOT ENDORSED BY LIONSGATE OR THE FILMMAKERS, Y’ALL!
Seneca Crane’s beard knows where it’s at!
Required:
Your poison of choice (or, you know, water..)
One regular glass
One shot glass
An underwhelming sense of dignity
Take a gulp when…
Whenever ANY of the characters drink
Prim or Rue let out that “little girl scream of terror” that awakens every parental instinct you’ve ever had
There’s a shot of Emo!Gale after Katniss enters the arena
A tribute death is announced off-screen
Katniss climbs a tree
Peeta stares at Katniss longingly
Katniss shoots an arrow
Ceasar Flickerman says the name of a tribute
Or for you classier folks…
Down the glass or bottle when…
A tribute dies on-screen
There is excessive use of over-exaggerated PANIC!faces
A relationship between Cato and Glimmer is implied
The shaky cam hits critical mass
Take a shot when…
A character goes out of their way to explain something that was part of Katniss’ inner monologue in the books
A character who is supposed to disturb you makes you giggle instead
There’s a montage
Got your own brilliant suggestion for The Hunger Games movie drinking game? Leave it in the comments and we’ll add in our favorites!
Posted on February 8, 2013, in DVD, Fandom, Film, Games and tagged drinking game, Humor, Hunger Games Movie, The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games DVD. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
I got drunk just reading that.
Well done.
Bwahaha! You got me at Emo!Gale. This is worth a few re-reads today just to keep me jolly.
Bravo! As you should be!
Take a drink every time they say “and may the odds be ever in your favor.”